#’these flowers please I have to make up with my needy, lovely husband’
#’Jesus I can’t ever not fuck it up’
#’why do I even bother looking at someone else
#’he has like elephant eARS HE HEARS EVERYTHING GOD DAMNMNM’
#‘oh my god are those flowers.’
#'did my boyfriend get me flowers or am i seeing this? hell, husband.'
#'who is sebby’s husband?’
#'correct!'
#’…did you just call my ears h u g e?’